Today’s post will be fairly short because, depending on when you’re reading this, it’s either just a day or two before New Year’s Eve and I’m swamped trying to track down under-aged midgets, what’s left of the world’s Marmoset population and a bunch of drugs made from bottles with skulls and crossbones on it to usher in 2014. OR, I’m recovering in an a) holding tank in an underground biohazard center in the Arizona Desert or b) a Bolivian jail cell.
Either way, I’m sure you’ll enjoy this short clip that the wonderful people at Nightcharm have unearthed entitled: “Gay Tarzan Fail.” I’m not sure, though, why it’s called Gay Tarzan because, well, haven’t we all just always assumed that Tarzan was gay? I mean, really, rope as a means of transportation? That loincloth-slash-underwear fetish of his? The gym-obsessed body?
Granted, the two men here – and even the third one off-camera – don’t strike me as particularly “gay” unless you’re willing to overlook the fact that straight, American guys wear Speedos, escape into the pastoral wonders of nature and go around filming each other swinging from ropes over lakes.
Of course, that’s beside the point, isn’t it? You’re going to watch this clip to see where the “fail” comes in and not re-watch the video hundreds of times while fantasizing about those hot guys, especially the one on the right!
And, besides, I’m sure there’s a perfectly heterosexual explanation behind it all, don’t you?
And to make shure you get your jungle candy, please gentlemen, enjoy this jungle party:
Finally, don’t miss the opportunity to chat with a real sweet Tarzan boy !!!!!
